12 Reasons 0bama is 0ne of the Best Presidents Ever
1) Benghazi. He is for veterans. Ambassadors, psh. But vets, sure, they’re cool.
2) IRS targeting of conservatives and the religious. His actions have
always been motivated by a sincere desire to do what is best for the
majority. Screw the losers.
3) 100 million people signed up for 0bama’s Care. He is great with statistics.
4) He sat behind a desk looking concerned while our military killed
bin Laden. Meanwhile, one heartbeat away is Joseph Biden Jr. — who
disagreed with taking out bin Laden. Grin for the win!
5) Fast and Furious. He is one cool cat, obviously — instead of
calling it “Weapons for Enemies”, he used a clever allusion to a great
movie. Make that movies. Lots and lots of movies.
6) Spying on the media. He is for entertaining the masses.
7) Spying on everybody else. Some people find this offensive. Me? Eh. I’m sure we can trust everybody in the government.
8) Let us never forget that Barack 0bama was awarded the Nobel Peace
Prize in 2009. Yes, he was elected in 2008, and did nothing to earn it,
but he’s… PEACEFUL!
9) Solyndra. I don’t know what it means but it sounds cool.
10) If you like your health insurance plan, you can keep it. 0bama said so!
11) Economic Stimulus. Because that’s what a stimulus is! Depending on what “is” is.
12) He’s black. And if you don’t agree that he’s wonderful, you’re obviously a racist!
